MADtv - Who Ordered Amish Strippers for the Bachelor Party?

Watch the new season of MADtv Tuesday 9/8c on The CW SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/MADtvYouTube Watch Episode 5 For Free: http://bit.ly/CWMADtv What "Who Ordered Amish Strippers for the Bachelor Party?" with Chelsea Davison, Adam Ray, Amir K, Piotr Michael, Jeremy D. Howard, Carlie Craig, Lyric Lewis, and Michelle Ortiz Video Transcriptions: I hope you're ready to get crazy Sam because it's not a bachelor party without stripper right that sounds like a stripper not to me nervous ok could not be in honor of Samuel stop coming matrimony I show your sexual entertainment for the evening my Christian name is Ruth Yoder tonight in this room you may call me bye my erotic named Mary Yoder played a bit right and to be honest right Samuel which apron most ignites your lost the wayward Weaver for the body milkmaid unfortunately my sexual midwife and costume is still soiled from actual midwifing with the body milk me do come on yeah that one that one very well I hope you men folks are comfortable because it's going to be a wild ride yeah so I'm talking about all right cause it's gonna be great let me show you how i turn the butter just think of how callous to my hands are like sandpaper ya ruff oh yeah so again oh ok sorry guys guys guys I really appreciate this but come on I totally know stupid so maybe reaches this yoader maybe we could do little less churning and try something else something that doesn't involve dairy products very well and I shall forego the straining of the milk curds instead I shall speak on cleanly to you haha he had fun talking about maybe we go here we go I'm so hot it is as if i am under hands-on quit in the middle of planting season dude drills just like a grand moms house master Sam you have you been a bad bad boy so yes you are yeah I've been a bad boy then you shall incarcerated parent ok sorry guys I can't do this okay I'm out I just wanted a night of beer and poker you know and that I didn't want to be stuck in a hotel room with God's fighting my boner shall do unto it was just came down from the state to disappoint you only get one bachelor party all right just hang in there mr. hate to be rude but maybe we could do a little less talking and a little more who you know your barn seven raised or are what it look just do the striptease okay thank you very well I shall now treat you the gift of the carnal dance you shall gaze upon my bosoms like to overwrite cabbages in the Sun my legs long and unshaven like husks of corn or don't care but first darkness hey what awesome okay this just came where to where what the hell is yes by anodized daughter asking major body cries she's a no I have dropped my monitor so now this know about this is to wear even for me let's go get drunk and play blackjack yeah let's go yeah it's something with midgets again I like the midges yeah let's go let's go forgot my will you're going to be sore from sprung