MADtv - MLB on FOX with Joe Buck and Special Guest Ritvik Vaghaiwalla

Watch the new season of MADtv Tuesday 9/8c on The CW SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/MADtvYouTube Watch Episode 5 For Free: http://bit.ly/CWMADtv Watch Joe Buck and special guest announcer Ritvik Vaghaiwalla from MLB on FOX with Adam Ray and Amir K Video Transcription: welcome back to Fox sunday baseball I'm Joe Buck they have a very special guest joining me in the booth he's the number one voice for the international sport of cricket please welcome mr. Ritvik Vaghaiwalla thank you very much mr. Joe Buck i am very delighted to be it all right outside ball one terrific can you tell our audience is the biggest difference you've observed between baseball and cricket then mr. Joe Buck we have a saying it's called metronomic airtel manamana basically its meaning that cricket is fast like an oncoming tiger and baseball is very slow like the villager that tiger ate for dinner is basically meaning that there's no time for to chatting clicking there's plenty of time for chitchat and baseball strike one to Denard Span terrific what we do here is we fill the space between the game with some banter and some personal stories for example terrific i heard you're from New Delhi yes it is the newest the greatest the newest degraded know it integrated into it later today and all that but it's basically is what the chance i was doing so let me do it do it grated window with the greatest day ever and our is my fifth to anybody with silky ok ok you can be proud of where you're from but he's up keeping like to tell a funny story i got like a joke huh got it ok that's it hard but it's going foul I got a joke man i got it you know New Delhi is much better than your deli you know why because the media pressure i'm just kidding man he does just the same as a joke I was making a joke you want to drop I made it that's perfect that's exactly what we do okay strike two Denard Span oh hey I got another joke did I ever tell you about the bookstore rubbing dog I ever got you're not the Rick haha ok ok you cannot see that Barnard man everybody knows that up in the tub you know what everybody loved it i get it and i agree with you completely but it's not appropriate talking balding no more sex jokes with pic please okay buddy God's got two balls on them you said balls are you talking this animal sex it's not a joke McCarthy's pitch count is really getting up there but God's hot bat is really taking fire during his five game hit streak ok I don't got nothing it's not it's not it's a joke but it's not six how do you get a group of Taliban to vacate an area traffic please just wrong part of the fleet returnee third base he throws him out hey it's my booth be professional you weren't try why don't you tell our audience what it was like growing up in India ok like a personal story i'll be able to pinbom come on yeah it was bad man when I was 15 I was swimming I got pinball in my urethra and boy did that sucker born and I thought I was gonna have to worry about my own being drunk okay can't say ding dong on the air why not that was not a joke man i was burning down that it hurt doesn't matter it was offensive friends of you just talked about the guys balls you haven't said one day Anthony box i was talking about the county at three balls in this county I don't get it was counting his ball has been living with three poses are like are you talking about talking about talking about me to make it stop I'm trying to make some time for this stupid Indian boring the sport is not a boring to watch your mouth repeat this is not a boring game I was raised on baseball if you are going to sit here talk about your urethra then you have to respect America's greatest pastime and not drag it through the month if you're gonna do that well then that's when Joe box says peace that took a lot longer than I expected ok america you already for that the radius and also the bullies have a hood for the boring game ok Joe Buck who gives a funny story about this next batter coming out tight pants on and clearly see as two balls and the pictures even come out hit the ball high stalked by a man named Adrian Gonzalez which is quite a coincidence because Adrian was the name of the prostitute i bought last night and gonzales was the name of the pimp very funny story to me